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Calling Kritter Auction
Calling Kritter Membership
Pick the tier that fits your farm'ily — then scroll down for the full scoop on every perk. 🌾
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Diamond Membership
From $24.88 / month
- CKA Supporter Recognition
- Four (4) Giveaway Ticket
- 7% Seller Sales Commission Cash Back
- Next Day Pickup
- Friday Sundown Consignment (6PM to 9PM)
- Early Bird Drop In The Bucket (By 4PM)
- Sweet Tea on Us — Farm Food Shack Free Refills
- VIP Status & Seating Area
- No Attendance Winnings
- Express Check-in & Cashout
- Waived “No Sale” Fees
- Custom Bidder Clipboard
- Online Auction Click Wars Score Up to 4% Off Selected Lots (*Coming Soon)
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Gold Membership
From $14.88 / month
- CKA Supporter Recognition
- Three (3) Giveaway Ticket
- 4% Seller Sales Commission Cash Back
- Next Day Pickup
- Friday Sundown Consignment (6PM to 9PM)
- Early Bird Drop In The Bucket (By 4PM)
- Online Auction Click Wars Score Up to 3% Off Selected Lots (*Coming Soon)
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Silver Membership
From $9.88 / month
- CKA Supporter Recognition
- Two (2) Giveaway Ticket
- Online Auction Click Wars Score Up to 2% Off Selected Lots (*Coming Soon)
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Lammy's Wild Kritter
Lammy's Wild Kritter
Farm'ily VIP Club
Monthly membership From $23.88 / month
Price varies by T-shirt size
🌟 Herd Member Pack
Every new VIP receives:
📬 Happy Mail from the Farm
Fun surprises delivered all year long!
📣 Barnyard Spotlight
Celebrate your little animal lover!
🎥 Inside the Barn Pass
Exclusive Facebook & Website members-only access to:
🚜 Farm Family Savings
Members receive:
Perfect for: Birthday Parties • Farm'ily Reunions • Family Gatherings • Special Celebrations
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Choose your T-shirt size on the product page — monthly membership only.
The Hay & The Hooray of Being a Member 🌾
Everything you get when you join the Calling Kritter farm'ily!
Calling Kritter Auction Supporter Recognition
A Heartfelt Thank You to Our Auction Supporters! Our little auction wouldn't be possible without the generous hearts behind it. If you've chosen to support the Calling Kritter Auction, we want to make sure you know just how much it means to us — and we'd love to show you off a little, too!
As our way of saying thank you, we'll proudly feature your name or business right here on our website, along with a link or phone number so folks can find you easy. You'll also get a heartfelt shout-out during our live social media broadcasts and a spotlight in our Facebook posts — because good neighbors deserve to be celebrated.
Every Diamond, Gold, and Silver Member enjoys Supporter Recognition — because every member of the herd deserves a tip of the hat.
This is just the beginning! We're working on even more ways to recognize the wonderful folks who make this auction possible, so stay tuned for more to come.
From the bottom of our boots — thank you. 🥾
More Giveaway Tickets
Four Chances to Take Something Home! Every auction brings four giveaways — and sometimes a few extra surprises thrown in for good measure!
The more folks that join our membership family, the more giveaways we'll pile on — so spread the word and let's grow this thing together!
🐄 Giveaway #1 — Calf or Lamb/Kid (Monthly Calf Giveaway)
🐓 Giveaway #2 — Featured Critter
🎁 Giveaway #3 — Mystery Bag ($10 to $75)
🎁 Giveaway #4 — Mystery Bag ($10 to $75)
🏆 The more tickets in the bucket, the better your shot at taking something home — and your ticket count grows with your tier:
- 💎 Diamond Members — Four (4) Giveaway Tickets every auction
- 💛 Gold Members — Three (3) Giveaway Tickets every auction
- 🥈 Silver Members — Two (2) Giveaway Tickets every auction
Seller Sales Commission Cash Back
Sellin' your critters just got a whole lot sweeter! At Calling Kritter, we believe our most loyal farm'ily members deserve a little something extra back in their pockets — and that's exactly what you're gonna get!
Every single auction, Gold and Diamond Members earn cash back on their seller sales commission right at checkout — no hoops to jump through, no waiting around, just good ol' fashioned money back in your hand before you head home!
- 💎 Diamond Members — rake in 7% cash back on your total seller sales commission at every auction
- 💛 Gold Members — pocket a sweet 4% cash back on your total seller sales commission at every auction
🐐 Here's How It Works:
Sell a goat for $200 with a 15% commission? Your total sellers commission for this item/lot comes to $30.00.
💎 Diamond Member gets $2.10 back in cash at checkout (7% of $30.00)
💛 Gold Member gets $1.20 back in cash at checkout (4% of $30.00)
The more you sell, the more you get back — it's that simple! Cash back is calculated on your total seller sales commission and paid out at checkout on auction day.
Sell a goat for $200 with a 15% commission? Your total sellers commission for this item/lot comes to $30.00.
💎 Diamond Member gets $2.10 back in cash at checkout (7% of $30.00)
💛 Gold Member gets $1.20 back in cash at checkout (4% of $30.00)
The more you sell, the more you get back — it's that simple! Cash back is calculated on your total seller sales commission and paid out at checkout on auction day.
Shop Till The Cows Come Home! Gold and Diamond Members can bid till the last critter's sold and not worry about a thing!
We'll round up every last one of your winnings and keep them safe right here on the farm until you can swing back around the next day. No rushin', no fuss — just good ol' fashioned service the way it oughta be!
Beat the Saturday Rush — Drop Off Friday Night! Diamond and Gold Members, the gate's open Friday evening from 6:00PM to 9:00PM just for you!
Swing by before each Saturday auction, drop off your consignments at your leisure, and we'll have everything ready to go come morning. Plus every Friday drop-off automatically enters you in our Early Bird commission drawing — now that's what we call a good deal for good folks! 🐄
They say the early bird gets the worm — well around here, the early bird just might get a whole lot more! Diamond and Gold Members who drop off by 4:00PM sharp on auction day are automatically entered into our exclusive drawing!
- 🏆 Diamond Members — win 50% off your commission on all your sales for that day
- 🥇 Gold Members — win 25% off your commission on all your sales for that day
- Drop off must be completed by 4:00PM on the dot — Friday Sundown Consignment automatically qualifies!
- One-time use, one day only savings — good for that Saturday's sales only
- You don't even need to be here to win! We pull the drawing live at the very start of our Facebook Live broadcast 🤞
Well, pull up a rocker and stay a spell — because Diamond Members never go thirsty at Calling Kritter! Buy yourself one sweet tea from our Farm Food Shack and we'll keep that cup filled up from your first sip all the way to the final hammer drop — on us!
There ain't nothin' better than cold sweet tea in one hand and a bidder paddle in the other. That's just the Diamond life, and y'all have earned every last drop of it! 🌾👑
🍵 How It Works: Just flash your Diamond Member status at the Farm Food Shack when you buy your first tea and we'll take care of the rest — free refills all auction day long!
💎 Diamond Members Only — Because the only thing sweeter than a great deal at Calling Kritter is the tea you sip while you're gettin' it!
💎 Diamond Members Only — Because the only thing sweeter than a great deal at Calling Kritter is the tea you sip while you're gettin' it!
The Best Seat In The Barn Is Yours! You didn't climb to the top of the herd to stand in the back! Diamond Members enjoy exclusive access to our VIP Rocking Chair Section — the finest seats our auction has to offer.
First come, first served with one rocking chair reserved per Diamond Member so you can sit back, rock easy, and bid like the true VIP royalty you are!
🌟 Limited Time Perk! Annual Diamond Members can claim their very own rocking chair in our VIP section — your bidder number on your chair, your spot every auction night! Seats are going fast! 🪑 (*Reserved rocking chairs held until 5:15PM)
Diamond VIP Members — you don't even have to leave the couch to win! While everyone else has to be present, Diamond VIP Members are automatically entered every single auction without ever setting foot in the barn! 👑
🌟 Your Winnings, Your Way:
🪑 Keep Your WinningsWe'll hold everything safe for your next day pickup!
🔨 Auction Off Your WinningsRather have the cash? We'll put them back on the block!
💵 Check Mailed to YouWe'll mail your check straight to your door!
🏦 Store CreditKeep it on your account and bid till every last penny is used up!
📱 Tune into our Facebook Live from anywhere and listen for your bidder number — and don't worry, we'll personally call you too! 🎉📞
Because Your Time Is Valuable! As a Diamond VIP Member you have earned the royal treatment from the moment you pull through our gate!
- ⚡ Express Check-In — Pull up, check in, and get to biddin' in no time flat!
- 💰 Express Cash-Out — Head straight to your express window and get settled up fast!
- 🙋 VIP Assistance — Your go-to for anything and everything — no waiting, no fuss!
- 📋 In-Office Bidder Clipboard Pickup — Quick and easy pickup so you're ready to bid before anyone else!
From the moment you arrive to the moment you head home, Diamond Members are treated like the top tier VIPs they truly are! 👑🐄🌾
As a Diamond VIP Member you never have to worry about a no sale fee — we waive it completely, every single time! That's our way of taking care of our most loyal family members! 👑🌾
What Even Is A No Sale Fee? When an item goes through our auction and doesn't sell, there's still a whole lot of work that went into it behind the scenes:
- 🌾 Handling — carefully managing and organizing your lot with good ol' fashioned care
- 📋 Consigning — properly logging, tagging, and getting your item ready for the floor
- 🔨 Auctioneering — presenting and calling your item to give it the best possible chance to sell
👑 As a Diamond VIP? That fee disappears faster than a bale of hay at feeding time! Not a single penny comes out of your pocket! 🧈
Your Very Own VIP Auction Companion! As a brand new Diamond VIP Member we will hand craft you your very own personalized VIP Bidder Clipboard — because Diamond Members don't just blend in with the herd, they stand out from it! 👑🌾
📋 Personalized VIP ClipboardCustom made with your bidder number & Diamond VIP status!
🎯 Custom Bidder CardYour personalized card tucked inside & ready to go!
🎟️ Giveaway Tickets Pre-LoadedAlways in it to win it — right from the start!
🏢 Held Safe At The OfficeNo hauling back & forth — we keep it safe for you!
Your custom clipboard is a badge of honor that tells the whole barn you've made it to the top of the herd! 👑🐄🌾
Online Auction "CLICK WARS" Discounts Coming Soon
Bid Your Way — Anytime, Anywhere! We know life on the farm stays busy, so we brought the auction to you! Visit our Online Auction — lovingly nicknamed "Click Wars" by our community — and take advantage of savings on selected lots.
Available to Silver, Gold, and Diamond Members — and the higher your tier, the deeper your discount:
- 💎 Diamond Members — score up to 4% off selected lots
- 💛 Gold Members — score up to 3% off selected lots
- 🥈 Silver Members — score up to 2% off selected lots
Best of all, our timed bidding is hosted right here on our very own website — no unfamiliar sites, just simple, straightforward biddin' right where you already are. Good deals, good folks, all from your own front porch. 🌾
🐑 For Our Littlest Ranch Hands
Lammy's Wild Kritter Farm'ily VIP Club
A monthly membership packed with smiles, surprises & unforgettable farm adventures — built just for the kids!
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The Herd Member Pack
Every little ranch hand starts their adventure with a pack full of goodies — all their very own and personalized just for them! From the moment your young'un joins the herd, they'll feel like a true Wild Kritter VIP. 🌾
👕 Wild Kritter Farm'ily T-Shirt (Monthly)A fresh Wild Kritter tee — pick your size at checkout!
🎖️ Official Wild Kritter Badge (1st Month)Worn with pride at every visit to the farm!
🔑 Personalized Lammy Cage Tag Keychain (1st Month)A keepsake with their name on it to carry everywhere!
🎫 Bully the Bull Ride Ticket (Monthly)A ride on Bully the Bull, every single month!
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Barnyard Spotlight
Around here, every Wild Kritter VIP is a star — and we love to show our little members off! From recognition right here on our website to a birthday they'll never forget, we make sure each child feels special all year long. 🥳
- 🌟 Wild Kritter VIP Recognition on Website — their name up on the farm'ily wall for everyone to see!
- 💌 Birthday Card Signed by the Calling Kritter Farm'ily — hand-signed by the whole crew and mailed right to your door!
- 🎉 Birthday Spotlight on Social Media — celebrated with the whole farm'ily on their big day!
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Happy Mail from the Farm
Here's where the real fun begins! Fun surprises land in your mailbox all year long — something new to collect, treasure, and show off, building a keepsake collection your little one will cherish for years to come. 🐑💜
🃏 Wild Kritter Trading Card CollectionCollect, trade, and learn all about the herd!
✨ Wild Kritter Sticker CollectionCollect 'em all and decorate to your heart's content!
📰 "Kritter Chronicles" Activity Book & NewsletterFun, educational reading delivered just for our young members!
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Inside the Barn Pass
The farm fun doesn't stop when you head home! Wild Kritter VIPs get exclusive Facebook & website members-only access the whole family will love. 🐑
- 🎮 Farm Adventure Learning Games — play and learn right alongside the herd!
- 🐣 Baby Animal Updates & Special Content Featuring Lammy and the Herd — be the first to meet our newest little arrivals!
- 🖨️ Exclusive Members-Only Printable Learning Library — download & print worksheets, activities, coloring pages and more!
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Wild Kritter VIP Learning Library
Exclusive member-only access to download & print fun educational worksheets, activities, games, coloring pages, farm lessons, challenges & more — brand new to the barn and growing every month!
| Download | What kids learn | Suggested ages |
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| ABC Tracing Pages | Letter recognition + handwriting | 3–6 |
| Wild Kritter Alphabet Book | A is for Alpaca, B is for Bull, etc. | 3–7 |
| Number Tracing 1–20 | Number writing | 3–6 |
| Count the Kritters | Counting animals | 3–7 |
| Farm Addition Worksheets | Beginning addition | 5–8 |
🖨️ Print as many as you like! Every download is yours to use again and again — perfect for rainy days, road trips, homeschool mornings and quiet time in the barn. New pages added all the time!
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Farm Family Savings & Meet Lammy
Being part of the Wild Kritter Farm'ily VIP Club means savings for the whole farm'ily — members enjoy 10% OFF our farm events, because every celebration is better down on the farm! 🎈
📸 Plus Meet & Greet Photo and Video Opportunities with Lammy the Sheepie — memories your kids will treasure forever.
Perfect for:
🎂 Birthday Parties
👨👩👧👦 Farm'ily Reunions
🌾 Family Gatherings
🎉 Special Celebrations
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Why Families Love the Wild Kritter VIP Club
- 📚 Encourages learning & curiosity
- 💞 Creates lasting family memories
- 📅 Builds exciting monthly traditions
- 🎁 Provides collectible keepsakes kids treasure
- 🎂 Makes birthdays and special occasions even more memorable with exclusive real farm animal experiences
🐑 Join the Herd Today! Collect • Learn • Play • Create Memories — Lammy's Wild Kritter Farm'ily VIP Club is more than a membership, it's a month of smiles, surprises, and unforgettable adventures down on the farm, every month! 🌾
Calling Kritter Auction · 4105 Soto Road, Groveland, FL 34736 · (352) 255-5300