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CALLING KRITTER MEMBERSHIP
DIAMOND MEMBERSHIP
✔️ Online Auction Click Wars Score Up to 4% Off Selected Lots
✔️ Friday Sundown Consignment (6PM to 9PM)
✔️ Early Bird Drop In The Bucket (By 4PM)
The Hay & The Hooray of Being a Member
Calling Kritter Auction Supporter Recognition
A Heartfelt Thank You to Our Auction Supporters! Our little auction wouldn't be possible without the generous hearts behind it. If you've chosen to support the Calling Kritter Auction, we want to make sure you know just how much it means to us — and we'd love to show you off a little, too!
As our way of saying thank you, we'll proudly feature your name or business right here on our website, along with a link or phone number so folks can find you easy. You'll also get a heartfelt shout-out during our live social media broadcasts and a spotlight in our Facebook posts — because good neighbors deserve to be celebrated.
This is just the beginning! We're working on even more ways to recognize the wonderful folks who make this auction possible, so stay tuned for more to come.
From the bottom of our boots — thank you.
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Online Auction "CLICK WARS" Discounts
Bid Your Way — Anytime, Anywhere! We know life on the farm stays busy, so we brought the auction to you! Visit our Online Auction — lovingly nicknamed "Click Wars" by our community — and take advantage of savings up to 4% off on selected lots. And if you're one of our cherished Diamond Members, you'll enjoy the highest discounts we offer — because our most loyal folks deserve to be treated a little extra special. Best of all, our timed bidding is hosted right here on our very own website, so you never have to wander far to get in on the action. No unfamiliar sites — just simple, straightforward biddin' right where you already are. Good deals, good folks, all from your own front porch.
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Four (4) Giveaway Tickets
Four Chances to Take Something Home! Every auction brings four giveaways — and sometimes a few extra surprises thrown in for good measure! We kick things off with two mystery bags pulled right in the middle of all the excitement, then as the auction winds down we pull for one of our feathered friends or a fun critter, and we save the best for last with our big ticket giveaway to close out the night. And hey — if you win an animal and decide farm life isn't quite for you, you're always welcome to sell it. We won't say a word! 😄
The more folks that join our membership family, the more giveaways we'll pile on — so spread the word and let's grow this thing together!
🎉 Giveaway #1 — Calf or Lamb/Kid (Monthly Calf Giveaway)
🐓 Giveaway #2 — Featured Critter
🎁 Giveaway #3 — Mystery Bag ($10 to $75)
🎁 Giveaway #4 — Mystery Bag ($10 to $75)
For More Details: GIVEAWAYS
🏆 Want the Most Tickets in the Bucket? Diamond Members max out on tickets — giving you the best shot at taking something home!
Next Day Pickup
Next Day Pickup — Shop Till The Cows Come Home! Gold and Diamond Members can bid till the last critter's sold and not worry about a thing! We'll round up every last one of your winnings and keep them safe right here on the farm until you can swing back around the next day. No rushin', no fuss — just good ol' fashioned service the way it oughta be!
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Friday Sundown Consignment
Beat the Saturday Rush — Drop Off Friday Night! Diamond and Gold Members, the gate's open Friday evening from 6:00PM to 9:00PM just for you! Swing by before each Saturday auction, drop off your consignments at your leisure, and we'll have everything ready to go come morning. Plus every Friday drop-off automatically enters you in our discounted commission drawing — now that's what we call a good deal for good folks! 🐄
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Early Bird Drop In The Bucket
🐓 Early Bird Drop — Don't Miss Your Chance to Save Big, for Gold & Diamond Members Only! They say the early bird gets the worm — well around here, the early bird just might get a whole lot more! Diamond and Gold Members who drop off their sale items by 4:00PM sharp on the day of each Saturday auction will automatically be entered into our exclusive Early Bird Drop In The Bucket drawing!
Here's what's up for grabs:
🏆 Diamond Members — win 50% off your commission on all your sales for that day
🥇 Gold Members — win 25% off your commission on all your sales for that day
A Few Good Things to Know:
- Drop off must be completed by 4:00PM on the dot — no exceptions, we want to keep it fair for everyone! Friday Sundown Consignment or dropoff will automatically be entered.
- This is a one time use, one day only savings — good for that Saturday's sales only
- You don't even need to be here to win! We'll pull the drawing live at the very start of our Facebook Live broadcast so tune in and keep your fingers crossed! 🤞
- One lucky Diamond or Gold Member pulled at each sale!
The earlier you show up, the better your chances feel — even if Lady Luck doesn't care what time it is! Come on out, drop off early, and let us take care of the rest. Good luck to all our amazing members — y'all are what make this whole thing worth doing! 🌾🐄
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VIP Status & Seating
👑 The Best Seat In The Barn Is Yours — Diamond VIP Rocking Chair Seating! You didn't climb to the top of the herd to stand in the back! As our highest tier members, Diamond Members hold the most prestigious status our auction family has to offer — you are the cream of the crop, the top of the herd, and we want every single person in that barn to know it! Diamond Members enjoy exclusive access to our VIP Rocking Chair Section — the finest seats our auction has to offer. First come, first served with one rocking chair reserved per Diamond Member so you can sit back, rock easy, and bid like the true VIP royalty you are!
🌟 Limited Time Perk — Reserve Your Chair! Annual Diamond Members can claim their very own rocking chair in our VIP section — your bidder number on your chair, your spot every auction night! Seats are going fast and once they're all claimed that door closes for good. Stake your claim before someone else rocks their way into your spot! 🪑(*Reserved rocking chairs held until 5:15PM)
Top tier membership deserves top tier comfort and top tier status — welcome to the Diamond life, where the best seat in the barn has your name on it! 👑🐄🌾
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No Attendance Winnings
👑 No Attendance Needed — Diamond VIP Members Win From Anywhere! That's right, Diamond Members — you don't even have to leave the couch to win! While everyone else has to be present to win their drawings, Diamond VIP Members are automatically entered every single auction without ever setting foot in the barn! That's the Diamond life — working for you even when you're not here! 🛋️👑
Simply set up your member profile the way that works best for you and we'll take care of the rest. Because around here, our Diamond family doesn't have to worry about a single thing!
🌟 Your Winnings, Your Way — You Choose How We Handle It!
We offer multiple options so you're always in control of your hard earned winnings:
🪑 Keep Your Winnings — We'll hold everything safe and sound right here in the barn for your next day pickup. Easy as that!
🔨 Auction Off Your Winnings — Rather have the cash? We'll put your winnings right back on the auction block and handle it all for you!
💰 Get Paid Your Way — Once your winnings sell you can choose to:
- Have a check mailed straight to your door
- Come pick up cash/check the next day at your convenience
- Keep it as store credit right on your account to bid and buy until every last penny is used up!
📱 Never Miss A Winning Moment!
Tune into our Facebook Live broadcast from the comfort of your own home, favorite recliner, or even your tractor — and listen for your bidder number to be called at the time of the drawing! And don't you worry, we won't just holler into the phone — we'll personally call you to make sure you know you won something special! 🎉📞
Being a Diamond Member means you're always in the game — whether you're here in the barn or home in your boots watching from the couch. Now that's what we call top tier treatment! 👑🐄🌾
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Express Check-In & Cash-Out
👑 Express Check-In & Cash-Out — Because Your Time Is Valuable! Let's be honest — nobody likes waiting in line, especially when you've got critters to tend to and bids to place! As a Diamond VIP Member you have earned the royal treatment from the moment you pull through our gate!
Diamond Members enjoy their very own exclusive Express Window — your fast lane to everything you need! Whether you're checking in, cashing out, or need a helping hand with anything in between, your dedicated express window means no waiting, no hassle, and no standing in the commoners line! 👑😄
🌟 Here's What Your Express Window Gets You:
⚡ Express Check-In — Pull up, check in, and get to biddin' in no time flat!
💰 Express Cash-Out — When the night's done and the hammer falls for the last time, head straight to your express window and get settled up fast so you can get back to the farm!
🙋 VIP Assistance — Need something taken care of? Your express window is your go-to for anything and everything — no waiting, no fuss, just good ol' fashioned top tier service!
📋 In-Office Bidder Clipboard Pickup — Diamond Members also enjoy the exclusive privilege of picking up their bidder clipboard right from the office — no hunting around, no waiting in the general line, just a quick and easy pickup so you're ready to bid before anyone else even gets settled in!
From the moment you arrive to the moment you head home, Diamond Members are treated like the top tier VIPs they truly are — because that's exactly what you are! 👑🐄🌾
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Waived No Sale Fees
👑 Waived No Sale Fee — Diamond VIP's Never Pay When It Doesn't Sell! We know that not every item finds its forever home on auction night — and that's perfectly okay! Things happen, the crowd may not be ready, or maybe the timing just wasn't right. As a Diamond VIP Member you never have to worry about a no sale fee — we waive it completely, every single time! That's our way of taking care of our most loyal family members! 👑🌾
🤔 But Wait — What Even Is A No Sale Fee?
Great question! When an item goes through our auction and doesn't sell, there's still a whole lot of work that went into it behind the scenes. From the moment your item arrives we are:
🌾 Handling — carefully managing and organizing your lot or item with good ol' fashioned care
📋 Consigning — properly logging, tagging, and getting your item ready for the auction floor
🔨 Auctioneering — presenting and calling your item out on the auction floor to give it the best possible chance to sell
All of that time and hard work goes into every single lot — sold or not! Our small no sale fee helps keep the lights on, the gates open, and our auction running smooth as fresh churned butter! 🧈
👑 But As A Diamond VIP?
That fee disappears faster than a bale of hay at feeding time! Consider it our gift to you for being the backbone of our auction family. You bring the items, we'll handle everything else — and if it doesn't sell, not a single penny comes out of your pocket!
Because Diamond Members don't just get the best seat in the barn — they get the best deal in the barn too! 👑🐄🌾
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Custom Bidder Clipboard
👑 Custom Bidder Clipboard — Your Very Own VIP Auction Companion! Every great auction bidder needs their trusty sidekick — and Diamond Members get one that's truly one of a kind! As a brand new Diamond VIP Member we will hand craft you your very own personalized VIP Bidder Clipboard as part of your membership package — because around here, Diamond Members don't just blend in with the herd, they stand out from it! 👑🌾
🌟 Here's What Comes With Your Custom Clipboard:
📋 Personalized VIP Bidder Clipboard — Custom made just for you with your very own bidder number and Diamond VIP status proudly displayed for the whole barn to see!
🎯 Custom Bidder Card — Your very own personalized bidder card tucked right inside and ready to go the moment you walk through the gate!
🎟️ Giveaway Tickets — Your giveaway tickets come pre-loaded and ready for the drawings — because Diamond Members are always in it to win it!
🏢 Held Safe At The Office — No need to haul it back and forth! Your clipboard lives right here at our office, safe and sound, ready and waiting for you every single auction night!
Your custom clipboard isn't just a bidding tool — it's a badge of honor that tells the whole barn you've made it to the top of the herd! Walk in, pick it up from the office, and let everyone know a Diamond VIP is in the house! 👑🐄🌾
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