The Seller's Barn 🌾
Rules, Tips & How It All Works

Everything you need to know before bringin' your kritters to market

🤠 New to Our Auction Farm'ily? Welcome!

We're so glad you're here! Getting started at Calling Kritter is easy — just follow these two simple steps and you'll be sellin' in no time.

01
Join the Farm'ily! Sign up for our auction membership to unlock VIP perks & benefits. Go all-in and BE A DIAMOND! 💎
02
Get Your Bidder Number. We'll set you up with your personal number so you can both sell and buy at every auction.
🕐 Consignment Drop-Off Times
💎 Diamond VIP & Gold Members Only
Friday Evening
6:00 PM – 9:00 PM
All Sellers
Saturday
10:00 AM – 4:15 PM

Friday early access is an exclusive perk of Diamond VIP & Gold Membership 💎

💰 Consignment Fees
10% Large Hooved (Cattle, Donkeys, Horses) [LgHooved]
12% Plants [Plant]
15% Small Hooved (Goats, Sheep) [Pen]
20% Feathered & Critters [Cage]
25% Farm Miscellaneous [FarmMisc]
30% Non-Farm / Junk Items [Junk]
💎 Diamond VIP Members receive 5% cash back on all sales commission at checkout!
🏷️ No-Sale Fees

A small no-sale fee applies if your item doesn't sell. Diamond VIP Members are exempt.

Large Hooved (per head)$7.00
Small Hooved (per head)$4.00
Plants (per pot or flat)$0.50
Feathered/Critter (per head)
Chicks $0.10 each · Max $1.50/cage$0.50
Farm Misc (per lot)$1.00
Junk Items (per lot)$1.00

* A lot refers to a group of identical items sold together as one unit, or individually by the buyer's choice.

💎 No-sale fees are waived for Diamond VIP Members!
🐐 USDA Scrapie Tags
⚠️ Required by law: All Goats & Sheep of any age must have an official USDA Scrapie tag before entering the auction.
Tagging service fee (Goats & Sheep only)$4.00/head
Available Tagging Times: 🕕 Friday: 6:00 PM – 9:00 PM 🕙 Saturday: 10:00 AM – 3:30 PM

Don't have a tag yet? No worries — we've got you covered on-site during the times above!

🐄 Animal Prep & Drop-Off

We welcome all domestic farm animals! The more info you bring, the better your animal sells. Please include gender, breed, age, temperament, and any given name — buyers love the details!

🐄 Calves & Cattle 🐐 Goats 🐑 Sheep 🦙 Llamas & Alpacas 🫏 Donkeys 🐴 Horses 🐔 Chickens 🦆 Ducks 🦃 Turkeys 🪿 Geese 🦜 Guinea Fowl 🐦 Quail 🦚 Peacocks 🐦 Pigeons 🐇 Rabbits 🐹 Guinea Pigs 🥚 Eggs 🌿 Plants & Farm Misc

USDA Identification Requirements:

🐐 Goats & Sheep
USDA Scrapie Tag required — all ages
🐄 Calves / Cattle Under 18 Months
No USDA tag required
🐄 Cattle Over 18 Months
Official USDA EID electronic ear tag required
🐓 Feathered & Critter Drop-Off Rules
  • No paper boxes — please bring proper cages or crates for all birds and critters
  • Avoid overcrowding — separate animals into multiple cages to keep them comfortable
  • Arrive with full water & food containers in your cage — we'll refill water as needed throughout the day
  • Label your cage with your name or bidder number so we can keep track of your animals
🏥 Animal Health & Rejection Policy

"We take the health of every kritter seriously — for the safety of all animals and our farm'ily!"

At Calling Kritter, we reserve the right to turn away any animal showing signs of illness or distress. This includes, but is not limited to:

🤧 Runny nose or nasal discharge
💩 Inconsistent or abnormal droppings (based on breed)
👁️ Pink eye or eye discharge
😴 Lethargy or unusual lack of energy
⚠️ Any other visible signs of poor health or distress
"When in doubt, get 'em checked out before bringin' 'em out!" 🤠